one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
I found some glasses
im a wizard
no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.
[looks back] [sees own shadow] who the hell are you
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life