Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
today when i was at work that one “dj got us fallin in love again” song started playing and i thought of that fucking picture of Woody from Toy Story wearing a bunch of gold necklaces and shit photoshopped in front of a car w/ the lyrics from that song and I almost started laughing I could have gotten in trouble because of that stupid fucking picture
so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it
but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”
when you stay up all night and realize its morning
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
- Benvolio: In love?
- Romeo: Out.
- Benvolio: Of love?
- Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
- Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*